I decided to do a quick blog story from Sunday thru Thursday for Thanksgiving. This story was a previous free-release short story which I expanded.
After a disastrous Thanksgiving a few years ago, Landon knows his partner, Maxwell, is determined to overwrite those memories with a fabulous, polished, and perfect Thanksgiving meal for their combined families. He didn't expect the overboard shopping, extensive planning, and crazy decorating to go along with his stressed-out lover. It's on the day where they realize, the holiday was far more than a fabulous meal, it was about thanks for having love, family, and acceptance.
Turkey Jerky
Chapter
1
Sunday,
November 24
This
big deal of creating the perfect Thanksgiving dinner for family came around
because of a disastrous attempt over three years ago. Instead of a beautiful
golden turkey, it was a blackened smoking disaster the entire family called
Turkey Jerky.
Maxwell
could never let go or forget about the humiliation, the laughter, and teasing
both of their families did throughout the evening. It had been the first time
their families got together for a big holiday since they moved in together.
Max
was damn determined to outdo the Turkey Jerky disaster.
Normally
an excellent cook, Max wanted to put his best stuff forward and invited, well,
ordered, the family to their place for the Thanksgiving holiday. Other members
couldn't make it for one reason or another, so the total was twelve. They could
handle twelve.
Having
to wait for their paychecks, Landon Travers leaned against the handle of the
cart in the middle of a bustling grocery store the Sunday before the holiday. He
followed his partner up and down various aisles. He wanted to drop in front of
their big-screen TV and catch up on the latest episode of Once Upon a Time. He had a man-crush on both the dashing Prince Charming
and the mysterious Captain Hook. Max indulged him with his fantasy crushes by
handing over the remote.
Instead
of getting ready for Once, he was
yanked from the comfy cushion. Max stalked out of the kitchen, a notebook in
his hand, keys dangling from fingers, and announcing they were going shopping.
Groaning since he wouldn't be able to scoot out of the mission, Landon made
sure the show was scheduled for the DVR before he followed.
Now
they were moving through the aisles, passing other folks, as Max moved his
finger across several pages of lists and recipes to collect everything he
needed for his masterpiece Thanksgiving dinner.
There
was already a large frozen bird taking space in the cart. It was a big fat one
to feed everyone.
"You
do know this sucker will need several days to thaw in the fridge," Landon
reminded him. "There's no room in the fridge."
"Yes,
there is. I cleaned out the fridge yesterday to make room for everything."
"Where
are we going next?"
"What
aisle are we in?"
"Aisle
4. Oils and Shortening."
"Go
down it."
"Looking
for what?"
"Mustard
and vinegar." He took time to figure out which whole grain mustard he
wanted to fit his recipes. He moved down to the shelves of different vinegar.
"Save
money and get the store brand," Landon pleaded. "It tastes the
same."
Max
lifted an eyebrow.
"Please?"
With
a sigh, Max chose a smaller bottle of the brand apple cider vinegar and added
it to the cart. "Happy? If it doesn't come out right, it's your
fault."
"I
know. Blame me," Landon said. "Next aisle."
"Ahh,
I need this one. It has spices and baking stuff. Go down this one," Max
said, pointing to the next one. "I have several items from here." Max
hummed to himself while he decided between several types of spices. He selected
a few jars and added them to the mix.
"Don't
we have those?"
"I
need fresh. I can't use old spices." He moved to select three types of
sugars, molasses, honey, several cans of pumpkin puree, and flour. He added
both baking soda and powder.
"They're
dried."
"They
still expire. I'm gonna put fresh ones inside the bird."
"Are
you going to shove your fist inside the bid's cavity?"
Max
turned and lifted an eyebrow.
Landon
flushed at how his words might be twisted by his lover and partner. Not that
they went so far as fisting because… umm... OW! Yeah, no, not going that far.
"Never
mind," he mumbled.
"Okay
then. Back to business," Max said returning to his list, marking things
off with a pen. He stopped at the dried fruit and nuts and chose bags of
cranberries and pecans.
"How
much are you making beyond the bird?"
"Several
different dishes since not everyone will eat everything. I wanted a variety for
everyone to enjoy."
"It
means we spend more money."
"It
means it'll be a more enjoyable dinner with our families and we can handle the
expense. I made sure with the budget. I also have coupons," Max said,
turning to stare at Landon.
"You
clipped coupons?"
"I
did every Sunday for several weeks and searched online for more to get
ready."
Grumbling,
Landon banged his forehead on the cart's handle. He saw Max's shoes appear next
to his on the floor and glanced up. Max leaned in and pecked a kiss on his
lips. They heard muttering to one side.
Both
turned to see a little old lady shaking her head and muttering more things.
"Sorry,
honey, but he's all mine and I enjoy him whenever I wish," Max called out
in a loud, almost obnoxious tone as Landon tried not to swallow his tongue.
"What
the…"
Max
whacked his back several times. "Better, honey pie?"
"Sure.
Sugar lips?"
Laughing,
Max danced ahead of him, adding more swing in his tight hips as led them
through the next several aisles until they entered the dairy area.
"Are
you getting food for the rest of our meals?"
"A
little bit, but we'll order in."
Landon
grumbled. He wasn't a complete fan of take-out, neither was his stomach. He was
a sensitive guy when it came to food, so there.
"What?"
"I
don't want to get all bloated and stuff from take-out." Landon rubbed his
flat stomach at the thought of the pain.
Max
sighed and shook his head. "We'll get some of those frozen meals in a bag.
How about that and you can be in charge of those dinners?"
"Do
you trust me in your precious kitchen?"
"As
long as you don't go near the bird and fixings, you can use it."
"Umm.
Why would I?"
Max
shrugged. "I'm making sure nothing happens to dinner."
"I
wouldn't dare try to sabotage things." Landon pressed a hand over his
heart, pouted, and created a sad-puppy eye look with his brown eyes.
"Don't!
Not the puppy eyes!" Max held up his hands as he talked in a teasing
fashion.
Landon
gave him several kissy face looks and pushed the cart ahead. "Damn, this
is getting heavy. Stupid damn bird."
"Don't
make fun of Tom Turkey. You'll hurt his feelings." Max followed, flipping
a page in his notebook after ticking off several items.
"You
didn't say it."
"Yup.
Be nice to the bird."
Landon
bumped his head several times against the handle. "What's next on the
list?"
"We
head back to the produce section."
"Why
didn't we do it first?"
"I
don't want to bruise them."
As
Landon turned the cart around, Max stopped him with a hand.
"You're
our wine expert. I need three bottles."
"Three?"
"I
need two to drink with the meal and one to cook with unless we need more
bottles."
"Perhaps
we should up the number for the meal."
"Good
idea. Find a nice pinot noir and muscat for the meal. I need a dry white wine
for the recipes. Also, if you can find it, a good bourbon."
"Bourbon?"
"For
a recipe."
"Okay.
Meet you in produce?"
Max
nodded, kissed his cheek, and pushed the cart away.
It
took him longer than he wanted to select the bottles, finding one of those
carry boxes to place them in, and get out of the crowded area. Keeping the
bottles close, Landon went across the store to the produce section. Thanks to
Max's height, he located the bright shock of honey curls and followed it. Max
was intent on choosing from bags of fresh herbs.
"Hey,
handsome," Landon said.
Max
turned and smiled. "How did you do?"
"Good.
They had several ones on sale I liked. How are you doing?"
"Almost
done," Max said.
Landon
placed the box on the top level of the cart and braced himself against the
handle.
Max
dropped the last few items and checked his list. "We're good. Off to the
checkout area. Don't cringe or cry at the total."
"I
promise."
After
another hour, they returned home, lugged the dozen plus reusable bags in their
home, and placed around the kitchen. Landon kicked off his shoes by the door
and face-planted on the sofa.
"It
wasn't that bad," Max said, still cheerful and full of energy as he dove
into the hard task of organizing all the items.
"Is
this holiday over yet?"
"Nope."
"Wake
me when it's over," Landon muttered, covering his head with a pillow to
try and block the sounds of his partner laughing. It was going to be a long
long week.
(To Be Continued)
Haha! I can't wait to read what happens next!!!
ReplyDeleteHiya! Oh lots of shenanigans and craziness for the boys. Max is gonna run poor Landon crazy.
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